Florida
State Forecast:
“Free Shoes University, it’s
still funny even after all these years!”
-Bob
W.
THE INTRO:
Let me just start by saying I'm
having a terrible year with these forecasts. In fact if you are still
reading these, well quite frankly thank you. You could have given up on
me a LONG time ago. But I promise I'm still trying my best. I'm just
in a slump and can't get out of it. I know what baseball players do to
break their slump, but I'm not sure what weatherman do? I'll have to
Google it sometime, but I'm hoping it isn't anything like baseball.
Maybe it will even be something pleasant, like eating a bowl of ice
cream. Anyway I'm really wandering far from home now. Let's get back
to football. I am hoping with all my might that somehow we can beat UNC
(my good you'd think this was a basketball article with that sentence).
If so, we'll quite frankly GAME ON. This one will be huge. It is a
night game, it is against Florida State, it is for a chance to win the
Atlantic Division. I mean come on, when camp opens up at the beginning
of August, all we ever hope for is a game like this. One of monumental
significance on a cold...no FREEZING November night.

The
reason I changed that last sentence from cold to freezing really
shouldn't be a surprise to anyone. Don't get me wrong, I love wearing
shorts to football games, and I'm not a big fan of freezing to death,
but when we are playing Florida State, you have got to think that a game
in the 30's would be slightly more beneficial to the kids who didn't
spend their entire childhood playing in the shadows of palm trees. So
personal preference, and comfort aside, we need to think cold. It's
kind of the anti-Cal game really. For that we wanted Hazy, Hot, and
Humid, for this we want cold and uncomfortable. And let's face it. Even
if we do lose to UNC it doesn't really impact the significance of this
game all that much. I mean we still need to get as many wins as
possible to insure that we aren't bowling in DC (though that would be
pretty money on my travel budget!). And if we were to lose at UNC we'd
be 6-4, and no one wants to see 6-5.
We already have the nighttime
start, now all we need is the UNC win, add in a little cold weather (ok
a lot) and we have the makings of a Classic Evening. Let's just hope it
all fall together.
And speaking of weather, lets
get into that factor right now.
THE HISTORY:
The last home game forecast of
the year, not the last forecast thank God, but the last home one. And
these are always tough. I can botch the Middle Tennessee State games,
or the Clemson games when no one from D7 is going to be in attendance,
but miss a home game and you have J in your face every 5 minutes
reminding you of your error. So let's try to finish up the "home"
season strong. The average high for November 22 is
a mere 53F and the average low
is 34F. So this basically tells us, freezing weather is not only a very
realistic chance, but it is also probably likely. So that's good news
for our wish list. The record high for this date is 75F which happened
in 1991 and the record low is 17F which was set back in 1951. So as you
can see, you can kiss the 80 degree mark good bye until April.
THE FORECAST:
The Farmers Almanac is calling
for Rain followed by clearing for the weekend, but what does that mean,
will it rain Friday and clear out by Sunday? And my long range
precipitation guide doesn't help either, it calls November 22nd a
transition day which means it could be the beginning or the ending of a
rainy period. So once again I'm left helpless. I’m going to have to go
out on my own for this one, but then again, maybe that is what I need to
do in order to shake things up. So let's get on to the forecast.
The forecast for the "Semicles
Game" (that is the combination of a Seminole and an icicle...you see the
best jokes always need to be spelled out) is for average temperatures
and clouds. The clouds will have a duel effect of keeping the
temperature reasonable in the evening, but also not allowing the day
time to get too warm. With that being said, the high should be around
the upper 40's, we'll say 47, and the low should be in the upper 30's
we'll say 36 F. There is a small chance of rain that I can't ignore,
but I'm hoping it will be finished before our 1:30 tailgate start.
1:30!!! What the hell am I going to do until then. We're going to have
to find a pre-tailgate spot for this one. Anyway, I don't see the wind
being too much of an issue, maybe a breeze here or there, but nothing
you are going to write home about. So to recap high 47, low 36, cloudy,
chance of showers, slight breeze.
I am not going to give out any
particular warnings for this one, other than to say at night time it
could get pretty cold, but let’s face it, you all are adults by now, if
you can’t figure out that nighttime in November is a cold time of the
year, well then this whole forecast thing is probably beyond you. .

The sun is getting up later and
later these days. It won't rise until
6:58 (imagine if we didn't have
daylights savings time). The sun set is for 4:48 which is about the
halfway point of the tailgate.
Looks like Flip Cup Under
the Lights!!
.
The
moon will rise at 2:03 AM and then set at 1:53 in the afternoon, so for
this game you probably won’t see it.
If you do catch a glimp
se
of it early in the day it will be a wanning crescent with about 25%
illumination. The classic C look.

THE HURRICANE REPORT:
Well Cuba got hit by a late
storm, but I wouldn’t worry about that. It’s probably just God
punishing them for being God-Less Communists.
| Ranking |
Explaination |
| 1-10 |
Don’t worry, about
it, no way, no how. |
| 11-20 |
We should be safe,
but it probably wouldn’t hurt to follow the weather the week
leading up to game time. |
| 21-30 |
Boy a lot of weird
stuff is going on out in the Atlantic, I’m not liking this
feeling |
| 31-40 |
It has a name and
is heading in the general direction of the game site. |
| 41-50 |
Maybe we should
start thinking about re-scheduling |
THE
SNOW REPORT:
What do you know? We have had
snow on this day in College Park. I didn’t get the year, but the amount
was only trace. For those who don’t know what that means please see the
UNC forecast. Despite having snow on this day, I still say we are a
long shot for any on this occasion. Though it would be a pretty sweet
time to get some. All the Florida kids would be thinking the world was
ending.
THE X-FACTOR:
Just to show you some extremes
that could happen and have happened on this particular date in weather
history. Not a very busy day weather wise!
- 1641 - An observer
at Boston, MA, recorded a "great tempest of wind and rain from the
southeast all night, as fierce as a hurricane, and thereupon
followed the highest tide which we have seen since our arrival
here". (David Ludlum)
- 1957 - Extremely
destructive Santa Ana winds blew from Oxnard to San Diego and inland
parts of southern California. The high winds produced a 28,000 acre
brush fire on a 40-mile front west of Crystal Lake. People were
ordered off streets in some areas due to flying debris. (21st-22nd)
(The Weather Channel)
- 1987 - Eight cities
in the eastern U.S. reported record low temperatures for the date.
Elkins, WV, reported a low of 5 degrees above zero. Gale force winds
continued along the Northern Atlantic Coast. (The National Weather
Summary)
- 1988 - Wet and
windy weather prevailed across the western U.S., with heavy snow in
some of the higher elevations. Winds gusted to 62 mph at Vedauwoo
WY, and reached 75 mph at Tillamook OR. Shelter Cove CA was drenched
with 4.37 inches of rain in 24 hours. (The National Weather Summary)
(Storm Data)
- 1989 - Strong
northerly winds produced squalls along the shore of Lake Michigan,
with heavy snow in extreme southeastern Wisconsin. Milwaukee WI
received nine inches of snow, and in Racine County there were more
than one hundred automobile accidents. (The National Weather
Summary) (Storm Data)
***This is a disclaimer to
remove all responsibility on myself if this forecast is wrong.
Being that it is very difficult to predict the weather greater than
48 hours in advance, the odds of needing this disclaimer are about
100%. However I do believe this forecast will be pretty close to
what we can actually look to expect.