D7 Member Bio's
Brian S. A two year Resident
of Denton 7. Achieved the highest GPA of the
group
despite the debauchery associated with living with other members of D7 and 7409
Columbia Ave. Was known to hang out on D7 sporting a bandana looking extra
tough. Graduated with degrees in Finance and Accounting. Claims to
wish to continue his education, but he has been claiming that since graduating
in 1999. Has been to known be an excellent spinner, inside the
privacy of a bathroom. Claim to fame: Hitting his tee shot on the roof of the
Clubhouse at Annapolis Roads Golf Course, then hitting his mulligan screaming
across the practice green.
John
F. Another two year member of D7. Served as team manager and was
an inside source for
our beloved Terp basketball team. Graduated
in 1999 with a Business degree in Logistics and Transportation. Is to known to
peddle overpriced ergonomic furniture in the D.C /Baltimore Metro area (Note to John F.:
Webmaster could use a new desk chair if you want your bio to stay clean). Claim
to fame: Out of all his antics, my favorite was when Mr. F. hit the
game winning three pointer at the buzzer against the Chinese Student Union. The
field goal cemented the team's advancement to the second round of the intramural
b-ball tournament.
BJ
.
A. Also a two year member of D7. Graduated in 2000 with a Degree in
Mechanical Engineering. Was known to bang around College Park sans pants after
sorority hosted functions. Has moved to Orlando to build money pools. Was
starting QB for a perennial high school football power in western MD, however,was demoted to center on Air It Out's Flag Football team
due to slow footwork.
Was such a quality roommate that he had three different ones for his first three
semesters on D7. Claim to Fame: As if walking through the streets of
CP with out the pants to his suit wasn't enough, he was the only member whose
name appeared in the Diamondback.
Bo
b
W. An original member of Denton 7 back in the Joe Smith / Scott
Milanovic/Clubside era. Graduated from UMD (after a one
year hiatus to Mississippi State) with a degree in Natural Resource Management.
Today he serves as the protector of the Chesapeake Bay by monitoring farmers nutrient applications. Is the number one traveling member of the
group having supported our Terps at all three bowl games along with various
other road games. Claim to Fame: While normally considered a heady
player, he will forever be remembered for his ill-advised three point attempt
while running out the clock in intramural b-ball. FYI - The shot was no
good and was rumored to be the only three point attempt of his career.
Cory C
.
An original member of D7 who hit the bricks for Berkley Apartments after
spending a
year in the hallowed halls of Denton. To be honest when we first saw this
"cat" scratching records at the end of the hall, I thought he would never fit in with our group,
but alas I was wrong. Cory has gone through several phases of fashion statements
since we first met. His wardrobe has spanned the spectrum. His
arsenal has included everything from wide legged jeans to VarCity gear. Graduated in 1999 with a degree in education and is
currently a teacher in the District of Columbia. First member to be married and first
one to become a father. Who ever would have thought that would happen? Wife's
claim to Fame: Four day Jeopardy winner. Cory's
Claim to Fame: Tried to start a new tradition at Maryland on Mothers Day Eve
night known as "Truck Night". I think we are lucky it never caught on!
Just
in
L. Original member in 1994. Lasted one year on Denton 7 before
he realized that if he wanted to become
a graduate of our fine institution, he best move else where. He showed
true D7 style by often putting group activities (golf and Sega Soccer tourneys) with other floor members
ahead of attending dull Psych 100 lectures. After moving away he
eventually graduated with a degree in Economics, and is currently applying to law school. Has a
huge fear of flying, but due to a rekindled love interest hops on the silver
bird on a regular basis. Claim to Fame: Never left black jack tables the
whole time in Vegas (however he didn't do as well as you would hope).
Justin: 20 Dealer: blackjack. Natch!
Matt
G. The shortest tenure of all original D7 members. Lasted only
one semester, but who can blame him? He did have to deal with BJ. After
leaving D7 and transferring to Frostburg State he earned a History degree. Three
years later became a lawyer after graduating from the University of Baltimore's
law school. Is now the official pro bono counsel for D7 Tailgate. Pulled off
the most amazing transformations any of us had ever seen. Was the genius
that got the ball rolling on the money beer pong table. Claims to fame:
1) Based solely on his behavior at a floor meeting, the general consensus is
he's responsible for the
fouling of the bathroom. 2) Serving as the groups unofficial wordsmith, Big G
introduced the infamous term "Natch" and is responsible for it's widespread use.
Chri
s B. The only
member dumb enough to spend three years on D7 before heading down to 7409
Columbia Ave. Graduated in 1999 with a degree in Horticulture.
Switched majors after struggling through part of the computer science
track. Who needs that degree
anyway? Has figured out this web design stuff thanks to a "Web Design for
Dummies" book. Spends most free time playing any of EaSports games on the money
Playstation 2. Is usually proclaimed to be the most ridiculously dedicated
tailgater, and gets a bunch of grief when proclaiming the tailgate will start at
6:00 am. Provides tasty homebrew for each tailgate, which usually passes
the test (it disappears). Claim to Fame: Quick out of the gate, but
first to fade.
Jason
L. Is an honorary member of the D7 group. Once substituted on D7's
inaugural intramural basketball team for twin brother Justin- there was
some discussion that he should have permanently replaced him. Graduated in
1999 from Shenandoah University (the same institution that produced the most
celebrated hoopster in the Dixie Conference, Phil Dixon, who just happens to be
Juan's older brother) . Has become a die-hard Terp fan, and more
importantly a dedicated member of the tailgate by showing his support on several
road trips. The group was very impressed how he could stick by his
brothers side during the Vegas debacle. Claim to Fame:
A performer who some day may actually be famous for a good reason, unlike the
rest of the group.
J. H
.
Is also an honorary member to the D7 group. Lived in Elkton and
Hagerstown Halls before moving into the ghetto in Greenbelt Graduated with a degree in Biology
in 2000.
Not only does he provide his grill, but boy can he bake a cake! Look for a
future link to J's muscle car as he is the official grease monkey of the group.
Became the signal caller of team Air it Out
after BJ's demotion. He is the man the most unwanted trophy in
sports is named after-the last place award for 8 Men Out fantasy baseball league.
Claim to Fame: Was such a fan of some of his classes that he woke up inside of
Le Frak Hall the morning after his 21st birthday.
Andrew
B.
Was introduced to the group by John F., and immediately became known as the
group's enforcer. Being a huge fan of the Broad Street Bullies, and a
hockey player, it is good to have him around to flex his muscles when needed,
but only when needed. Originally lived in Easton Hall, before also heading
up 193 to the Ghetto. Graduated in 1999 with a business degree. Was
also an inside source to the basketball team by using his sister to infiltrate
the team. Was the much needed carpenter for the beer pong table project.
His down fall is he allows his wife to hang Penn State paraphernalia around the
house. Claim to Fame: Liked to remove side view mirrors in the
District.