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Clemson Tailgate Wrap-Up:
- Lot 1, College Park, MD
Tailgate Quote:
“I’m not drafting a flip cup team…I’m forming a flip cup family!”
-Bob (what I meant to say during my botched inspirational speech)
Overall:
The picture at the top won’t make sense until later you read some more, but
the theme I’m going for is the perfect Maryland day. Back when I had no
responsibility (aka College) me, Tyson, and my friend Nate stumbled into what we
now refer to as “Guys All Time Summer Fantasy Day”. We began the day playing
golf, then about the 3rd hole someone called with free Orioles
tickets (this was back when that was a big deal). Then after the game we headed
to College Park for Derek Taylor’s bachelor party (details omitted). It was
basically all any guy could ask for on a Summer Day.
And that’s pretty much how the Clemson game day went. We woke up to the
sound of tabs being opened on Bud Light cans, then played drinking games all day
followed by one of the most memorable Maryland games of the season. And then
afterwards we enjoyed the rest of the day drinking beer (well soda for me at
that point) on the South River while eating crabs. Throw in the fact that it
was October and night time and we were all wearing shorts and short sleeves
while on the water, and you’ve got a day that is tough to beat.
Dare I say it was about as perfect a fall day as you can have in the Old Line
State. In fact by the time it ended, I was a changed man. I could see all the
positives in a noon kick off, I could see how we could weasel our way into the
Conference Championship game, I could see why living in Maryland can sometimes
be taken for granted. All was right with the world. Though I won’t go on
explaining the difference between post Rutgers Tailgate Bob, and post Clemson
game Bob, I will say that this particular day won’t soon be forgotten.
Survivor Flip Cup
Let’s just jump right in with this. I know a lot of people read these things
(mainly to see their own name) and I really appreciate the comments and
feedback. And though no one has ever come right out and said it, the Flip Cup
stuff is probably what is driving your patronage (is that the right word?). If
we were the Fox Sunday Night Line up in the early 90’s, Flip Cup would be the
Simpsons, and everything else would be those other shows that I can’t recall
from that era. So to reward you for your loyal readership, I’m going to jump
right into Survivor Flip Cup. So here goes:
| Player |
Rd Eliminated |
Sarcastic Comment |
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Beth |
1 |
Welcome to your first ever D7 Survivor Flip Cup game ..hey where’d you
go? (more on Beth later) |
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E! |
2 |
Way to capitalize on that Designated Driver you brought. |
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Lee |
3 |
It’s quite obvious the fight song goes “Hold the Tiger” and not “Flip
the Cu-up” (needed the extra syllable there) |
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Matthew |
4 |
At least you were in Flagstaff last week while we were getting
embarrassed by a Big East team. |
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Mary |
5 |
Uh oh, the Wevodau’s are getting knocked out in reverse order of age, I
better pull it together |
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Justin |
6 |
Beating 5 other players isn’t bad, but if we weren’t playing Clemson we
be talking about you beating only 2 |
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Surin |
7 |
On the wrong side of the halfway mark, but at least your wife can
represent for you. |
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Chris |
8 |
That’s two weeks in a row of average performance, but once again you
made the top half…barely |
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Colleen |
9 |
The week off helped Colleen to a top 7 finish |
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Bob |
10 |
If the competition was for most handsome flipper, I wouldn’t have been
knocked out in the top 6 |
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Meagan |
11 |
The extra A is for “Almost in the Final Four”, a good effort though. |
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Matt |
12 |
Not since Cory has someone who has played with so little D7 experience
made such noise…of course Cory did it just last Saturday. |
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Jason |
13 |
Though Title-less so far, I think we have found an event that is up
Jason’s alley |
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Juanita |
14 |
Finally, the Black Widow is back. True to her namesake she lived a lot
longer than her husband did. |
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J |
15 |
In the long run this is probably good. Another early exit for J and
he’d probably be in a padded room somewhere. |
The next challenge for me is going to be how to translate these stats into
something meaningful. I’m thinking you get a W for all those you beat, and an L
for all those you lose to and then you get a winning percentage. If anyone has
any other ideas though, I would sure like to hear them.
Punt, Pass, and Kick:
Having a child must really be wrecking havoc on J. Not that I’m one to talk,
but PPK use to be J’s event. The trophy is covered in “J’s” but lately he has
been slipping. First it was Pete who made a chink in the armor, and now it’s
Chris. For the first time since the trophy was foraged in my garage…ok it
wasn’t made in my garage, it was actually pulled from a rock deep in the woods
of Cecil County during a Hurricane while angels sang, but for the first time in
a long time Chris is back on the trophy. Chris however, didn’t just win, he
also set the bar for the All Time PPK Record. Scratch out 43, and Pencil in 44!
Now once would be good enough for most of us, but this day things were a
little different. After regular PPK, we followed it up with a game of Left
handed/footed PPK. Chris and I actually tied in this version but he was able to
put me away in the first ever Left handed/footed PPK Overtime. His total of 23
was enough to take home another title, I guess it was his day.
Miscellaneous
I just want to congratulate J on winning a brand new T-shirt. What’s that
you say, how did J win a T-shirt? Well funny you ask. For those who do not
know, we don’t just do the D7 website anymore, and we don’t just do
Turtledroppings.com, we also contribute to Raycomsports.com’s Terrapin Blog
page. Check it out when you have a chance. Chris and I each do one post a week
to their site. How does this relate to J and his new T-shirt? Well Raycom is
giving away T-shirts each month to people who read the blogs and leave
comments. This past month one of those winners was JJH! So you too can win a
T-shirt by checking out Chris and I’s posts, and leaving a comment. For each
comment we receive our posts popularity increases, so you aren’t just making
yourself eligible for prizes, but you are also helping us out. And also feel
free to leave comments on other posts as well. That’s all I just wanted to
congratulate J, and thank him for supporting our endeavor.
Horse Racing
Horse Racing made it’s 2009 debut this week. We got in 3 regular races
followed by the Double Up Derby at the end. Though the football game didn’t go
her way, the gambling did. LeAnne had a winning horse in every single race,
including 3 in the Double Up Derby. Here’s how things panned out.
Race 1 Winners: Chris, Lee, Meagan, and Beth each won $4
Race 2 Winners: Chris, Lee, Brian, and Mary each won $5.75
Race 3 Winners: Lee, Bob, Meagan, and Jason each won $6.50
Race 4 Winners: Lee (x 3 for $19.50), and Matt for $6.50
Coffin Corner:
No CC this week.
Flip Cup Results:
And here we are. The main event. It was a little tough with the late start
this week, but we were able to get in 6 series with the inclusion of the
Survivor Match, which you can’t sleep on. The thing about Flip Cup for me is
that I feel like less of a fan for not being in my seat when the Football Game
starts, yet at the same time, I’ve never regretted playing that last series.
I’m actually still waiting for the day when we start playing Flip Cup for the
Entire 6 hours of tailgating. I don’t think it is too far off at this rate.
Anyway, let’s get into the Series:
The First Series: I can’t remember if these teams were picked, or if
they just sort of formed. My notes are not that detailed, in fact I’m always
amazed whenever I gleam any useful piece of information from them. Regardless
Team Coke was made up of Meagan, Frank, Justin, Jason, Bob, Colleen, Shannon,
and Lee. Team Pepsi was made up of J, Chris, E, Matthew, Matt, Mary, Beth, and
Surin. Team Coke jumped out to an early lead winning game 1, 2, and 3 before
finally suffering a hiccup in game 4. But order was restored in game 5 and Coke
was truly better than Pepsi on this day.
The Second Series: The second series was basically the same, so we’ll
keep the same names. However Team Coke added Jeff, and Team Pepsi added Aaron.
I have no idea who these guys are or who they came with, where they were from,
etc. But they were cool and didn’t screw anything up, and that is fine by me.
Anyway, I don’t know which team got the better deal in the Jeff/Aaron
acquisition, but Coke needed an extra game to win it, so that could be a nod in Aaron’s
favor. Coke won 2, then Pepsi rallied to tie it after game four, but then Coke
won two more in a row to put this one on ice (you like that pun, pretty good
huh!).
The Third Series: Now I’m pretty sure these teams were picked. I
don’t know who the other captain was, but I can at least remember that I was one
of them. My team, who I’ll call the William Wallace All Stars was made up of
Bob, Matt, Mary, Lee, E, Jeff, Aaron, Matthew, and J. The Edward the Longshanks
Henchmen were made of Beth, B Lee, Surin, Chris, Justin, Colleen, Meagan, Jason,
and one unidentifiable name. I’m thinking it could be Chris D, if so I need to
change his overall standings and give him 2 more wins. Anyway, I was quite
proud of my team that I put together, and my feelings were justified after we
took home game one. But that was to be our highlight as, just in real life,
Longshanks Henchmen tore the innards out of the WWAS’s. 4-1.
The Fourth Series: Same teams, but were they really? Beth had been a
liability all day, but something happened after the first two games and she went
from a last round pick to a shut down queen. Much to my chagrin. Just like the
third Series WWAS’s came out strong winning 2 in a row, but just like the Movie,
in the end ETLH just overwhelmed them. They won not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 in a
row to bring this one to an end.
The Fifth Series: Again we mixed up the teams. This one saw Team Oreo
vs. Team Hydrox.
The Oreo’s were made up of Colleen, Bix, Justin, Bob, Beth, Meagan, Madra and B
Lee. The Hydrox were made up of Matthew, Jason, Chris D, Pete, Matt, Lee, Mary,
and J. As always, the team I was on raced out of the starting gate claiming
both games 1 and 2, but the Hydrox ate up games 3, 4, 5, and 6 to make sure
there would be no deciding 7th game.
The Sixth Series: And finally, the last match up. This one was
between Team Bounty, and Team Charmin. Bounty had Pete, Meagan, Lee, Matthew,
J, Beth, Justin, Bob, and Chris D. Team Charmin had Mary, Chris, Madra,
Juanita, Colleen, B Lee, Surin, Matt, and Jason. Now stop and look at these
teams for a second. This is an 18 person Flip Cup game beginning as the
football game is kicking off. You can say what you want about anything, but no
one can say D7 is not passionate about Flip Cup! Anyway, we went the whole day
without a game 7 and this proved no different. Bounty, like all the teams I was
on, came out strong. Then Charmin won games 4 and 5 to turn a potential rout
into a death match. But the Quicker Picker Uppers managed to shake off their
nerves to claim a Series win in game 6. Interestingly enough, my note pad had a
game 8 written down if needed. Interesting score keeping on my part.
Below are the season standings. Still plenty of time left to make your move.
I think there are at least 6 people who could win this thing. Probably more
depending on how things shake out, but luckily for flip cup, we are only halfway
through the season.
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0 Wins |
1 Win |
2 Wins |
3 Wins |
4 Wins |
5 Wins |
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Todd 0-2 |
Cory 1-2 |
Frank 2-0 |
John 3-3 |
LeAnne 4-2 |
Emily 5-0 |
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Troy 0-4 |
Matt P 1-5 |
Juanita 2-5 |
Beth 3-3 |
Surin 4-7 |
Chris 5-7 |
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Andrew 0-2 |
Mary P 1-5 |
Shannon 2-0 |
Dave 3-0 |
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B Lee 5-2 |
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Phil 0-2 |
Jeff 1-2 |
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Matthew 3-7 |
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Madra 0-3 |
Chris P 1-1 |
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Kenny 0-1 |
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John S 0-1 |
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E! 0-4 |
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Aaron 0-3 |
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6 Wins |
7 Wins |
8 Wins |
9 Wins |
10 Wins |
11 Wins |
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Colleen 6-2 |
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Meagan 8-3 |
Bob 9-8 |
Justin 10-7 |
J 11-6 |
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Brian 10-3 |
Jason 11-4 |
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The “Save the Terrapin (tailgaters)” Drive:
I don’t even know what to call this thing anymore. I guess it’s just a
general fund. Since we played Horse Racing this week, we actually got a little
bit of green in the tin. Unfortunately I left the tin in Pete’s car, so I have
no idea how much money we raised. I’m guess it is around 20$ or so.
Tailgate MVP:
As you can see some of these categories, like Highlight and Lowlights I’m
just going to pull out when necessary, I can’t say with certainty that there
were any highlights or lowlights. The MVP is also a category I’m thinking of
dropping, but if I were to do that, I think there may be some backlash, so I
plan on keeping it for the time being.
With that, this week’s MVP was Bixler. Chris won the PPK (with both feet),
and he traveled down from Boston. But what is most important is that he bought
Pete and I two dozen Crabs. If you are looking to be the MVP one day, please
take note!
Honorable Mention (in no particular order):
Shannon gets honorable mention this week. I guess I somehow failed to
mention her in the last recap which was a terrible over site by me. It is nice
to see Shannon (and Matthew) week in and week out. She is definitely the #1
female D7’er. Thanks Shannon, and though literally speaking it’s easy to over
look someone so short, figuratively speaking it’s much tougher.
Reminder:
I just want to point out that our next tailgate is the Pumpkin Carving
Contest. Please participate, though I must admit the thought of some of you
with knives is a little worrisome. I am going to work on getting some really
great prizes this year that will reward participation more so than winning.
Winning is it’s own reward, but anyone who puts in the time to do a pumpkin
deserves something nice. After I finish this up, I’ll look online for some
participation awards. I also want to point out, we have a 4:00 pm start. We may
have to do the judging after the game, but at least we have a shot at some
darkness for the candle lighting.
Conclusion
First of all, I want to thank everyone for coming. I don’t know why I’m
thanking people because it isn’t my tailgate, but I’m the only one who is in a
position to write about it. But as we waxed nostalgically about the days events
over crabs, Chris re-iterated what we already know. No one flies or drives all
the way to College Park for Football. Its to hang out with everyone. I
especially love the season because lets face it. How can any of us grow apart
when we spend 6 to 7 Saturdays a year re-living the glory days? It’s also nice
to see our football team with a pulse.
So until then, don’t forget:
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Next week is pumpkin carving.
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PPK isn’t just for northpaws any more
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18 man flip cup matches are more common than you think
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And every once in a while, our football team can surprise ya!
Let’s beat Wake this weekend and meet back in Lot 1 for
Homecoming on the 17th. Until then GoTerps!  
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